… sh*t strippers say
Posted in Humor with tags Gentlemens Club, Humor, mouth, random, stripper, tweet, twitter on May 20, 2013 by housemomtales… sh*t strippers say
Posted in Humor with tags Gentlemens Club, random, strip club, stripper, tweets, twitter on May 20, 2013 by housemomtalesPosted in Uncategorized with tags Cathy, chaotic, charm, dancers, good luck, house few, House Mom, shift, stripper, urn, Xanax on May 20, 2013 by housemomtales
In the middle of a very busy and chaotic shift one of my dancers pulls a urn out of purse. Me and two other dancers immediately stopped what we were doing and stared. My first instinct was to knock it out of her hand but I didn’t. I asked her if it was what I thought it was? She then says to me “oh this…yeah this is my aunt Cathy…I take her everywhere, she’s my good luck charm.” I tell her that most people carry a rabbits foot, 4 leaf clover maybe even a house shoe for good luck. But you carry around your aunts urn. Okkkkk….
Another dancer turns to me and says well does aunt Cathy have to pay a house fee because if I brought another woman with me she would have to pay a house fee. I looked at her and said you make a valid point and walked back to my desk.
Oh Xanax God’s where art thou?






